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Voetbalpool voor het EK?

Posted on Thursday 12 April 2012 at 12:53 pm in category: Whatever
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Related link: Voetbalpool EURO 2012

Omdat ik vind dat er eigenlijk nog niet zoveel animo is als ik had verwacht, ga ik hier nog één keer schaamteloos mijn eigen product pluggen.

Ben je op zoek naar een stukje software om een voetbalpool te organiseren voor vrienden of collega's, ga dan naar voetbalpool2012.nl. Je hebt wel wat dingen nodig, zoals bijvoorbeeld een hosting account, en misschien zelfs een eigen domeinnaam. De software is ook nog eens helemaal gratis!

Heb je geen idee wat je ermee moet, maar je wilt wel graag een eigen pool, dan kan ik je natuurlijk helpen. Kijk bijvoorbeeld eens bij EKB Container Logistik, waar de gehele pool in hun eigen huisstijl gemaakt is!

Wil je gewoon lekker meedoen aan een voetbalpool, kun je ook gewoon naar voetbalpool2012.nl/pool, en je inschrijven. Kost niks, maar je kunt dan ook helemaal niks winnen.

What keeps the police busy in Tallmadge, OH

Posted on Thursday 26 January 2012 at 9:09 pm in category: Police Reports
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Up until now, I've only been posting reports from the police in Hudson. Some of you might think that nothing ever happens outside of Hudson, but this is far from the horrible truth.

Take for example Tallmadge, a town not too far from Hudson. The most odd things happen here. Please read the little clipping out of the Tallmadge Express of January 22, 2012 below, first:

After I read this about 20 times, I am still stuck with lots of questions. My first one was of course 'what in the hell is a Transcutaneous Electro-Nerve Stimulator?'. Turns out it's one of those little torture devices, of which the benefit has never been really clinically proven.

Another question is: 'Why would anyone want to steal it?' Can you sell it? A quick search on EBay for  Transcutaneous Electro-Nerve Stimulator didn't show any results, so there is not a big market for them, or so it seems. On the local Craigslist however, this showed up, which may or may not be the actual unit that was stolen.

Now back to the article in the newspaper. If you read it again, you might actually see that the victim of this heinous crime reported that the device was stolen "between Sept. 29 and Dec. 21" . That means you need to come up with one heck of an alibi if the thing is found in your possesion.

"Excuse me sir, where were you between Thursday September 29 and Wednesday December 21, 2011?"

And last, but not least I am thinking: How long did it take the poor police officer on duty before he had that thing spelled right in the police report?

PS. I've searched and searched, but could not find any TENS units with a value of $500. It might all be an insurance scam.

Valentijnsgedicht

Posted on Wednesday 25 January 2012 at 2:33 pm in category: Whatever
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"Ik hou zoveel van jou", zei ze zacht
Hij keek verbaasd, had dat niet verwacht
"Waarom dan?" vroeg hij haar
"Mijn eerste man sloeg me veel vaker in elkaar"

What keeps the police busy in Hudson, Ohio - Part 8

Posted on Monday 16 January 2012 at 11:04 am in category: Police Reports
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The people in Hudson are getting more unruly by the week now.

In the incident described below, not only do the police arrest two 9-year old boys that have figured out how to use Google, but also uncover this new gadget that no one has ever heard of before. An iPad Touch. Must be some fancy combination of an iPad and an iPod Touch.

And now apparently there are people dancing in the street! Surprisingly, the man was just returned to his home, wihtout waterboarding.

What keeps the police busy in Hudson, Ohio - Part 7

Posted on Sunday 08 January 2012 at 11:11 am in category: Police Reports
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I haven't posted anything in this category for a while, but I did not watn to let this one go unnoticed. From the Hudson Hub Times of January 8th, 2012: